WSOP '08

Roach is nearing the felt so it seems according to the last update. It be harsh if he was the bubble boy. I can see it now. Months away from now watching event two. They announce the bubble boy has be eliminated and that everyone is in the money. Everyone cheers and raise their glasses to Dan. The camera pans to the 7ft tall lanky lurchy man. Beads of cold sweat dripping from his brow. Suddenly, he grabs a cocktail host by the waist. Dan Raises her over his head and breaks her in two. Then falls to both his knees screaming NOOOOOOOO! in a fashion seen in the last Star Wars movie when Vader learns his pregnant wife is dead. Then, Lon McEachern shocked and appalled manages to say "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a dark moment in the history of the WSOP." We are sorry for the giant man's actions. A portion of the prize pool will now go to the waitress's family and friends." Then you see Dan being beaten down by 80 security and swat officers. Norman Chad then comments "The Giant has been whamboozled; what a showboater!"

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Damn u got issues Mr. J...

lol

Mister J is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO right here though.

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